nitrons:

who wants to be friends

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

(via untexting)

spork:

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

*blocked*

(via humorrelated)

rdjobsessions:

rosguil:

rdjobsessions:

I once stalked my boyfriends ex on social media for like 7 months and I was feeding info back to him like “omg she had a baby” and one day I showed him a photo of her with the baby and he was like erm babe that’s not my ex… It turned out I had been stalking some random girl with the same name as his ex, but I had become so invested in this girls life that I had to reach out to her and tell her this bizarre story about how I’d been accidentally stalking her for 7 months and she thought it was hilarious and anyways that’s the story of how I met my best friend.

why are you not in jail

I did not realise it was against the law to read someone’s tweets.

(via rdjobsessions)

malcolmducasse:

You never truly know how many Europeans you follow until its eurovision

(via may)

calumthomashoodl:

lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation

(via ameliastardust)